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Work

Always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on  Fridays

And remember...

When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are
trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.