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Men

Why are men like mascara?
  They run at the first sign of emotion.

 Why are men like lawnmowers?
   If you're not pushing one around, you're riding it.

Why are men like snowstorms?
  You never know when they're going to come, how many inches you're
going to get, or when you're going to get it.