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Teacher
"Teacher, I have a question for you," says little Johnny.
"If there are 3 women sitting in an ice cream parlor, and
one is biting her ice cream cone, the second is licking
her ice cream cone, and the third is sucking her ice cream
cone, how can you tell which one is married?"
The teacher thought for a moment, and says "The one who
is sucking her ice cream cone is the married one."
"Wrong," says Johnny, "you can tell which one is married
by which one has the wedding ring on her finger, but
I like the way you think."
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