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Passion

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up as it sometimes does.

But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife
explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a
Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he
might as well deal with it.

The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department
store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
outfits. She can't decide.He tells his wife to take all three of
them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matching shoes
worth $200 each.

The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a set of
diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife
is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she
doesn't care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The
husband says "You don't even play tennis, but if you like it then
let's get it."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm ready to
go, let's go to the cashier."

The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying
all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "Honey - I just
want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode
as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs
as a Man."