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Parking
An older woman was cruising around a busy parking lot just before
Christmas.  She was driving in her new Mercedes-Benz looking in
vain for a parking space.

Finally, the woman saw someone, who was loaded with packages,
heading for a car.  She patiently followed him, put on her
blinker and waited patiently until he pulled out.  Just as he
pulled out a young man in a sleek black Porsche zipped in to the
space ahead of her.  She was dumbfounded and outraged.

Then the women jumped out of her car shouting, "How could you do
that? Didn't you see me waiting there with my signal on?"

He replied, "That's what happens when you're young and fast."

As the young man was about to enter the store he heard the
hideous crunch of metal striking metal.  He ran back, horrified,
to see that the woman had gunned her Mercedes and smashed it
right into his beautiful black Porsche.  He ran back and cried,
"How could you do that?"

She smiled and said, "That's what happens when you're old and
rich!"