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Mother Nature

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one
drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.

The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups.  She grabs a
club and takes a mighty swing at the ball.  She hits a beautiful
second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the
buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to
her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I
don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you
won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat
butter you will become physically ill to the point of total
nausea."

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your
ball?"

"It's over here in the pussy willows."

The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE
BALL!!!!"

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