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Magic Lamp

A guy walks into a bar with a big cardboard box and orders a
beer.

"What's in the box?" the bartender asks.

The man pulls a miniature piano out of the box and puts it on the
bar. Then he takes out a little man who is about a foot tall. The
little man starts playing amazingly beautiful music on the mini
piano.

"Wow, that's great! Where did you get him?" the bartender
inquires.

The man proceeds to take a magic lamp out of the box.

"This is a magic lamp. It will grant you one wish...anything you
want. Go ahead and try it," says the man.

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and a genie pops out.

"I will grant you one wish, master," says the genie.

"I want a million bucks," the bartender says.

All of a sudden, there are a million ducks all over the floor of
the bar.

"What the hell is this? I asked for a million bucks, not a
million ducks!" exclaims the bartender.

The man replies, "What, and you really think I asked for a
12-inch pianist?"