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Life after Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his
employees.

"Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's
funeral, she stopped in to see you."