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Genie

A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are
walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of
smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so
I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof!
She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless
supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."  Poof! He's
gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says,
"I want those two back in the office after lunch."