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Doctor Doctor

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a
doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will
 die of pneumonia."