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Mowing the lawn
Prince Charles was happily cutting the lawn at Buckingham Palace on
the ride-on lawn mower when he looked around to see that he had run over
his mothers favourite corgi and the poor animal was in pieces.
"Oh God, mummy will not be amused" exclaimed Charles.
Just then he caught the glint of a bottle in the shrubs nearby, so
he walked over and picked up the bottle. A huge genie sprang out of the
bottle to announce "Your wish is my command, master"
Thinking very quickly Charles replied "Can you put together mummy's
dog, please?"
"I may be able to grant wishes, but I am not a magician" replied the
genie.
"Well, do you think you might be able to make Camilla look as beautiful
as Princess Diana?' asked Charles.
The genie thought for a few seconds and replied "Lets have another
look at your corgi problem"
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