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Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says,
"I don't think my wife's
hearing is as good as it used to
be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test
to find out for sure. When
your wife is in the kitchen doing
dishes, stand fifteen feet
behind her and ask her a question,
if she doesn't respond keep
moving closer asking the question
until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife
preparing dinner. He stands
fifteen feet behind her and says,
"What's for dinner, honey?"
He gets no response, so he moves
to ten feet behind her and asks
again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind
her and says, "Honey, what's
for supper?"
She replies, "For the fourth time,
I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf
bastard!"