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The Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that
he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a
local sign shop and bought a small sign that read:

"I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone
had taped a note to the sign that said:

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"