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Blonde 4
A blonde walked into a barber shop wearing headphones. The barber
said "I can't cut your hair if you're wearing headphones." The
blonde said, "I have to wear them!" And then stormed out.

This happened twice until the barber just jerked off the
headphones. Then he remembered his lucky scissors were in the
other room. When he came back in, the blonde was dead.

He picked up the headphones to hear what was playing. He heard:
"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in,
breathe out."