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Barraks Door

Mr. Reiss got himself a new secretary. Maggie was young, sweet
and polite.

One day while taking dictation, Maggie noticed his fly was open
and, on leaving the room, she said "Oh, Mr Reiss, did you know
that your barracks door is open?"

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to
look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have
some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in, he asked "By the
way, Miss Bolt, when you saw my barracks door open this morning,
did you see a soldier standing at attention?"

She was quite witty. "Why, no, Mr. Reiss" she replied. "All I saw
was a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags."
 

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