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69

A woman brings a man home one night. They get into her apartment and
immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What is that?" asks the man.
Realizing he's unexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between
your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what
she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try
it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a rip-roaring
fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it
again."
she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one
loose. The man gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are
you
going?" she asks. The man says, " If you think I'm sticking around for 67
more of those, you're crazy !!!!!